"Uh oh! There was a monster in my bed…"
Perhaps you’re the one that’s mad.
Thank you for the Asgard arthropodology information, Loki!
Journey into Mystery #112
Sometimes, Odin’s entire point is to just be as useless as possible.
My personal favourite, tho:
He literally just took Thor’s hammer, sent his sons off to some terrible land where gods can easily be killed, and then the first thing he does afterward is take a bath.
look like thor
omg his instagram should be snatched
One yt boy worthy of my attention.
who the fuck is this!?!…can I keep you…?
YO HEY LISTEN
Imagine your favorite character seductively pulling off your underwear. You’re excited for what’s coming. It’s been a good while since you two have had good and proper sex.
They lay you on the bed, spread your legs…. and start shouting at your crotch about tax rates. After 15 minutes of this your favorite character walks out of the room infuriated, leaving you pantsless on the bed still.
What the fuck, favorite character.
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW ABOUT NO
FUCK YOU WHY
Marvel Adventures Super Heroes #19
This sexy bitch.
What the hell, Olive Garden?